Author: Paul Pineapple

Shmeckers

A few months ago, I introduced CJ to checkers. I beat her, badly. I couldn’t help it. The rules say you have to jump whenever you can.“Do you want to play again?” I asked. “Okay,” she said. “But this time

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The Sad Potty Book

Do you know this book? My mother sent it to me maybe 10 years ago. “Why is mom sending me a potty training book?” I thought when I saw the cover. “I don’t even have children.” Then I opened it

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How Not To Juggle

Pushing CJ in the grocery cart, I picked up three clementine oranges and started to juggle them. I can’t really juggle, but CJ likes it when I try. She especially likes it when I drop them. The third time I

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